Just Bombed the MCAT?

I just wrote this to a reader who "bombed the MCAT"... thought it might help some others out who might be in the same situation.

Well, my very first advice is not to panic. Yet. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE who leaves the MCAT thinks they bombed it. I mean, your brain just went through a mental meat-grinder, right? It is the worst feeling in the world. If you left totally secure I'd be more worried. (see comments below). So I would sit tight and just wait for the results. Now if you KNOW FOR 100% SURE that you bombed (like you didn't finish the test, voided the scores, your practice scores were consistently low, or you got topics you didn't even remotely recognize), then you probably have a legitimate worry.

BUT, the good thing in medicine is that you can't get into medical school if you aren't ready. Really ready. And I promise, you'll want to be ready. When I am in my classes I am SO thankful that I had to get a good score and really learn all the material well before I started this stuff... because all the MCAT stuff (well, most of it) is your base foundation. And you don't want to start building more on top of that until that foundation is really strong.

I thought that because I did indeed put a lot of work into studying for the MCAT that I was ready, but that is not always the case. Sometimes you don't know the material as well as you think you do. Sometimes you know the material in your way, but not in the way that leads you to be successful on the exam. Unless you are a genius by birthright, the only way to be ready for the MCAT is to take FULL LENGTH practice exams until you get your target score as a practice score... for some this might be 2 tests, for others 40 tests. Until then you are spinning your wheels.

Now, I know what it is like to bomb the MCAT. I studied soft for a year and HARD for about 6 months before my first one, and I got a terrible score (you can find it on this blog :) I was devastated. Even more so my parents were devastated. I felt like an idiot, a loser, like I had no future, etc. To be expected, right? Well here's the second piece of advice I wish I knew then. Becoming a doctor has nothing to do with how smart you are, it has to do with tenacity. In medicine there is always going to be an "MCAT" situation to overcome. Whether its the application process, the board exams (you take 4 big ones in med school and residency), shelf exams, getting a residency, getting your Dean's letter, getting a fellowship, becoming chief resident, getting a directorship, making full professor, getting a big grant, etc. Its always something. And people fail. Someone has to. At the doctor level everybody is super intelligent and not used to losing... because earlier in life it was so much easier to succeed over people who weren't as capable as you are. But now, even smart people lose out. So the absolute one thing you must get used to is falling down and getting back up again.

Personally, when I bombed the MCAT I had a good backup plan. I applied to a Masters program in the health field and moved to a new city. It ended up being great, provided me some additional foundation building in the sciences, and gave me some great connections to eventually get into a great med school. Here's my issue. I am not all that smart. I mean, logically smart, yes, common sense, yes, people smart, yes. Book smart, not so much... and I'm a terrible test taker. The only reason why I'm in medical school today is because I do have the ability to work my butt off and I didn't give up. In fact when I finally got into medical school (4 MCATS later) the admissions committee basically let me in because they thought my application demonstrated "great diversity and tenacity".

Take the MCAT again if you bomb it. And enjoy the time you have before you go to medical school. Get an interesting job, study something you enjoy, travel, live in another city, or do something creative. Almost every 21 year old med student I know laments the fact that they never had another job or another life... and forever they will only be a doctor. This is a gift you just got to diversify your life before you will forever be a doctor. Start enjoying the ups and downs of the ride, because the road to being a doctor is really really bumpy.

* Oh, and 3rd advice? Stay off SDN. Especially now as you are vulnerable. Don't want to find any pre-meds throwing themselves into traffic.

Things I Wish I Knew My First Year of Med School #1

I'm making a list. And I'll probably add to it. Feel free to add a comment with your best first year advice.

The number one thing I wish I knew last year was to not buy too many books. It is sooo overwhelming to have so many sources. For example, in Anatomy, lets discuss your options. There are at least several versions of each of flashcards, review books, atlases, dissectors, clinical books, and question books. You have videos, models, powerpoints, etc. Plus you have class notes from the note-taker, lectures, professors slides, professor's reviews, etc. The point here is that you are inundated with material... and it is incredibly overwhelming to try to synthesize it all together.

I let myself be too influences by what "everyone" else supposedly thought was best. I'd buy book #1, then "everyone" would rave about book #2, and I'd buy that. Only to find out later that I like book #3 and the other 2 are worthless. Or I'd try to use all 3 and then get super stressed.

So here's the advice in all this:

Pick one or two sources that YOU like, and use them consistently and thoroughly. Skip the review books, those are for REVIEW, not FIRST TIME LEARNING. You can use those later for a shelf exam or Step 1 but you don't really need those all that much. And if you don't feel like you are learning, try a different approach. Some people need to draw structures (which for me is a waste of time). Some people re-copy their notes, some people are addicted to flashcards, some people memorize slides. Don't get bogged down with what others are doing. There is no "right" way to study in med school. And pretty much every class feels completely unknown the first week or two until you get the hang of things.

Second Year Precepting

Ok, so remember last year I had a bariatric surgeon as my preceptor? Well, since it's a new year, we get a new preceptor. This time most all the preceptors are interns, and we go as a group of 3 students. So our preceptor, Dr. S met with us just as she was coming off a 30+ hour shift. One of the guys in my group seemed a bit hesitant... I'm guessing he thought she would probably have turned into Medusa by then... but we went ahead and met with her at the scheduled time. Hey, I figured, the more tired she is, the faster we'll get to go home, right?

Anyway, point is, despite the 30+ hour shift she just finished, she was awesome. Like, nice. REALLY nice. To the point where I'm wondering if she consumed some sort of mood-altering substance. Anyway, we chatted with one patient, and got to go home in about 30 min. My prediction of early release from prison camp was correct-O!

Robbed!!

Damn it. I got robbed today. Came home from ethics class and somebody had broken into my house. Kicked in the door. Tossed everything in my house on the floor. Stole my jewelry... but left my laptop, camera, and ate some of the Red Velvet Cake. Weirdo. Then I spent the rest of the day with the police, the crime scene peeps, cleaning up my house, and with the landlord reattaching my door. Bleh. In the long run, guess I'm lucky. I wasn't here. My dog wasn't here. Didn't lose too much. Feeling blessed.

*Actually, I guess I got burglarized. Since you can't "rob" a residence... only a person. You knew what I meant, right?

A Few More...

Red Velvet Cake

Shrimp Remoulade with Fried Green Tomatoes

Pineapple Upsidedown Cake
And, NO, I didn't make/eat these all at once. Actually the Red Velvet Cake got tossed. Didn't like the frosting texture.

Ella M.D.

Just testing it out. Actually, my diploma will say Ella M.D., certified wikipediatrician, degree courtesy of wikipedia.com.

My Snoozing Classmates

So I'm probably going to be crucified for posting this... but I think it's adorable and I couldn't pass it up. Somebody sent it out to the whole class on email... and I'm doing my part to ensure it lives on forever.

Perks In Medicine

One of the best things about being a Doctor? The ridic amounts of free food and special treatment. Especially in the physicians lounge. I went into one the other day that had free soft serve ice cream, an ENTIRE freezer of ice-cream bars, 10+ leather sleeper massage chairs, cappuccino machines, free laser color printing, a 60" LED flat screen TV, a fresh salad bar, hot meals all day long, soda machines, etc. All free for the Docs! Ahhh.

Here's a quick photo snapped by a friend of mine at her physician lounge...

Will Med School Make Me Miserable?

I answer this question on a Guest Post over at Dr. D's site. Check it out.

Red House, Blue Door

Get this. The other day I'm with Lolo and her friend Kate... eating lunch. It was the first time I'd really met Kate, and I eventually ended up telling her about my house that I was previously building and my ex Mr. Psychiatrist. Though I just used his first name. For the purposes of this conversation I'll call him Eli. Here's the conversation:

Kate: Wait, your house is on Street X, and your ex boyfriend's name is Eli?

Me: Yeah, why?

Kate: Omigod. Is he a psychiatrist?

Me: Um, yes....

Kate: Omigod.

Me: Uh, what?

Kate: He dated my best friend. And he was awful to her. And he had a girlfriend the whole time that he lived with, and she didn't know.

Me: Um. Ok. When was this?

Kate: 2008

Me: (having heart failure) We were together in 2008. And 2007 and 2009.

Kate: (looking like she was going to pass out)... you have a red house with a blue door, right?

Me: No. No? No I don't! Yellow house. (At this point tears of relief start flowing... panic subsides)

I immediately knew who she was talking about. In my freak out I forgot that there is a neighbor two doors down with a red house and a blue door, owned by another psychiatrist named Eli.

Whoa. Close one.

It's Baaaaacccckkkkkkk....

That lovely anatomy smell. In the lounge, the stairwell, the cafeteria. Today I was in a club officers meeting and we were actually trying to plan events on days when the first years didn't have lab so they wouldn't funk up the room. Ewe. Wash your scrubs kids.... it's icky if you don't.

Lab Group Conversation Today During Micro TBL

Rin (she's getting married in Jan): We want to have six kids in eight years.

Me (choking on my starburst): SIX????

Rin: Yeah, why?

Me: Do you know what your vagina is going to look like after that?

Panda (dying laughing): ....

Rin: Well, no I haven't really made that a priority...

Me (holding up a Gatorade sized bottle): Well it won't be good... that's all I can say

Panda: still cracking up

Rin (talking to Panda): Great. Now you're thinking about my vagina, aren't you??

T-32 hours.. I think

But I can't really do math right now. I have a micro exam on Friday morning... and I am delirious. And I don't know why, but studying has made me consume about 65,000 calories in the past 2 days. Not to mention the fact that I am in severe caffeine intoxication after eating half a package of chocolate covered espresso beans.

Having Kids in Medical School

Oh, man. Seems to be the topic of the day... and since I got linked on SDN on this topic... I like to put my 2 cents in. Here, of course. Not on SDN. As I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon. A dull one. Anyway.

For all the hoopla... and advice from people who don't have kids (oops, peeps like me)... the answer is very simple.

Q: Can you go to med school with kids?

A: Yes, of course

Q: Can you have kids while in med school?

A: Yes, of course.

Q: Will it be easy?

A: Maybe. That depends on you.

Q: As easy as it is for someone with no kids, no commitments, no other responsibilities except studying?

A: No, likely not.

I mean, that's it folks! People have their own priorities. And many many people make kids work in medical school. I personally know a couple in my class who is expecting their first baby... both are second year med students. I also know a couple that graduated from med school several years ago, were BOTH in med school and had THREE kids under the age of 8 (one was an infant). I know an older female student who just started med school at 36, and has kiddos at home. And I know a guy friend of mine who went to the Caribbean with a 1 year old his first year... and his wife (not a student) is pregnant and expecting half way through his second year. All of them love their kids and their lives.

I mean, it all goes back to what you LIKE! Personally, I don't really want to be a mom right now... so having kids sounds yucky to me. I spend all of my extra time blogging, cooking, taking my dog to the park, going to museums, shopping, etc. But could I change my mind, and substitute all that time for raising kids? Sure. its totally doable.

My best advice? Seriously, anything (almost) is possible. Just depends on how much you want to do it.

Thoughts?

Q: So Ella, Why Did You Flunk Out of Med School?

A: Um, I got new cookbooks instead of textbooks, spent my financial aid money at the farmer's market, and I forgot to study medicine. Completely.

Q: Was it worth it?

A: Absolutely.

Filet with Sauteed Mushrooms and Burgundy Sauce

Brown Molasses Sugar Cookies

Home-made Guacamole

Coq Au Vin

Fresh Figs with Chevre Goat and Raw Honey

Mushroom Turkey Burger with Blue Cheese

Kidney Bean and Summer Squash Soup

Flourless Chocolate Almond Cake

Beef Bourguignon

Cold Cucumber Salad with Red Pepper and Sweet Vinaigrette

Creme Wafers

Fresh Peach Ice-Cream

Bucatini Pasta with home-made pesto, roasted eggplant and pine nuts

Farm-House Loaf

Ahhh! I did it again...

F%$@!! I didn't mean to... it just happened. Only for a minute. I knew I shouldn't have... but somebody linked me... and I wanted to see... so I did it. I looked at SDN.

And of course, as usual, it makes me want to throw myself through plate glass.

Do yourself a favor. Put parental controls on that useless POS website.

Groceries or Microbiology Book?

So I made it through the summer... thanks to my parents chipping in (saving my ass) and a late tax return. But I am down to my last funds which have to pay my August bills... and financial aid doesn't show up for a few more weeks. Microbiology is supposed to be 5 weeks long... and it started today. I need to buy a book... but it was $85 at the bookstore, no used copies, AMSA sale was out, and Amazon still charges $65 + tax, shipping and I'd have to wait for it to get here.

In the end, I said screw it. I bought groceries instead.... and had pasta for dinner. Yay!

Bad News

Well, not for me. But a friend of mine who's supposed to be going onto 3rd year (in another state) just found out that he failed 2nd year. And since he was on a military scholarship, that went kaput too. They dropped him, official Friday. Sigh. I don't know how much it takes to fail a year... one class? Two classes? One BIG test that makes you fail a class? I don't know... but I feel for him, and for everyone else who is repeating a year. All I can say, is one thing I know in life... probably the only thing I really know... is that things happen for a reason. A reason that may not be clear for many years... but for a reason none the less.

A date...

So I went on a date for the first time since Mr. Psychiatrist and I broke up. It's been 7 months and I figured its time. It was ok. He was nice and cute. But he's a critical care/ lung transplant doctor. And a rather serious one. He's a couple years older than me and wayyyyyyyy up the doctor food chain. Let's just say his general attitude was something like "I work 22 hours a day, sleep 1 hour a day, and drink coffee 1 hour a day". Okkkaaaayyyy then....

I'm thinking it might be a good plan to move on to dating a different profession. Maybe astronauts? I mean... they travel for work and you know they aren't cheating (thanks to NASA's new no sex in space rule and video surveillance).... so you get space and security. They are famous for something noble. Intelligent, sexy (ever notice that even old astronauts have sex appeal?), fit... it's win-win situation. Assuming you have good life insurance. Anybody know one?

Last 12 hours of Freedom

Before 2nd year starts. Ugh. I only had like 5 days off since my final physio exam. Bleh.

Apparently

I am not an alcoholic. Nor a boozer. Nor can I really even drink much more than 2 glasses of wine. Well, not anymore anyway. My college days were a different story.

Point is.... Last night I went to the welcome party for the incoming class (go 2014!!)... and where else would it be except the FQ? After squeezing through approximately 300 people in 400 square feet, and standing in line for my 2 for 1 "drink special"... (oh yay)... I emerged with 2 beers. I don' t normally drink beer... but it was cheap and I detest spending money on crappy alcohol in crappy places that don't even have a drink list. So I went with beer. 2 for 1, like I said. I spent most of the night nursing those two beers.... then I decided to go home. But when I went to close my tab the bartender wouldn't let me pay on my card without a $10 minimum. So I thought I would order something yummy. Baileys and cream... but she had no cream (awesome, high class bar I tell you)... so I settled for Baileys and water. Which WAS yummy by the way.

Then I started chit-chatting with my ex lab partner, Rew. Who nicely offered me another Baileys and water. It was yummy... so I said ok. That was when everything went to hell. A gal in my class handed me a kamikaze, what could I do... it was a gift? Then our class prez handed me a mystery shot... which I made it through about 1/4 of it before I chucked it in the trash and decided it was time to head home.

Lets just say it wasn't a pleasant night after that. Water. Excedrin. Shower. Shower. Shower. Sleeping in the shower. Ugh. Yuck, you can imagine the rest.

I figure I have to get that drunk about every 5 years or so to remind myself why I don't drink more than two drinks. My last REALLY drunk experience was in 2005 and ended with me, my brother, and his friend getting jumped in a parking lot and subsequently kicking the shit out of 8 drunk guys in suits from a T-mobile convention at 4 am in Norfolk. I was actually too drunk to see but somehow managed to kick some ass. Ah, a story best saved for another time.

Convolution

Ok, here's another funny convoluted story I feel like sharing. About three years ago I went on three dates with a guy. Let's call him Ben. First two were ok (he's a pretty funny guy), but the third one he got plastered and turned into a real ass at the end of the night. When he finally slammed a car door on me and said he was pissed at me for what I don't know (um, what's to be pissed about on a third date??) I ditched him and ended up walking home in my high heels all the way from downtown. Needless to say, we never spoke again. I did see him from afar at a restaurant once, but he totally snubbed me. Fine. Eff you too.

Then randomly, last week, I see that he is tagged in a Facebook photo with one of my former students. So of course I send her a message like "WTF???... how do you know this tool?" She laughs and says something to the effect of "Tool is right. He's my best friends ex, they were engaged, he cheated, etc." To which I did a mental "Whew... best walk home in high heels ever"

That was last week. After three years. LAST NIGHT, I'm at my favorite winebar and Lolo suddenly gets a terrible look on her face. Lolo played wing(girl) on one of the dates (a double date) way back when. I turn around and there he is. One foot from my face. He smiles... which is weird bc he previously ignored me in the restaurant. Anyway, he's like "Hey can I come chat with you guys?" So he did, which was ok.. and he proceeds to spend the next 20 min discussing his ex (who is a med student, too, I guess)... and then starts to discuss what "went wrong" between "us". I clearly told him that what went wrong was that he was an asshole... and that there was no "us". To which he said "huh, I was hoping for a little sugar coating on that". Lol. He actually seems like a nice guy... to hang out with... but to date? Um, no. Unless you are into that whole lying, cheating, borderline alcoholic thing....

I HAVE FANS!

Oh, you have to get this! So I saw some incoming students on the class of 2014 facebook page who were a bit older and seemed pretty darn cool. So I emailed one of them and invited them to coffee for a chit chat. THANK GOD there are finally some peeps my age around school. Turns out new student #1 also invited new student #2 to come along... so I got to meet two students my age.

Here's the cool part. They BOTH told me that they had read my blog (or at least parts of it).... and they both found it on their own. And it was totally a random coincidence that I emailed one of them with an invite to coffee. They seemed a little reluctant to tell me... lol... I guess it's like reading someones diary or something.... but hey, I write this for people to read. Well, preferably people I don't know... but there's always that chance, right? At first I thought "Oh crap what the hell did I write on there"... but truthfully I think they were more weirded out than I was. It was pretty cool actually. Like I said, it feels like I have fans! Well, at least 2 people read my ramblings. Even my parents don't do that.

* Oh AND they both like EM. Automatic cool factor.

Things Don't Work Out for a Reason

You all know I'm a big believer in fate, destiny, things happening (or not happening) for a reason. Well remember the Haiti trip that I only needed like $400 to go on... but in the end I couldn't go? Well, I realized there was a BIG reason why destiny didn't let me go.

So I was on Facebook and one of the guys who went on the trip posted some pics. Cool. So I stalked the Haiti pics of course.

Then I saw it. A pic of a huge tarantula. Ok, cool. I'm sorta ok with tarantulas as long as we both adhere to our cosmic peace treaty. Which says "I stay out of your bed, you stay out of mine". Then I see the caption under the pic of the tarantula that in effect says "These were all over the rooms and the beds where we stayed." Uh, oh HELL no. Then I looked at the building they stayed in. And the room covered with BATS!! Folks, there were wayyyy too many creepy crawlies in there for me.

Now, let me just clarify by saying I am not a wimp. I've been camping in the Brazilian Amazon. But I was outdoors. I don't like being in sketchy man-made dwellings where lots of creatures hang out. Give me a hammock and a mosquito net or a tent ANY DAY over sleeping in a cabin or a stucco building.

Anyway, point is that I would have basically stayed awake for 7 days... and that wouldn't have been any fun at all, now would it?

A Cool Phone Call

So I happen to be Facebook friends with an EM doc Medical Director in my city. Not friends, FACEBOOK friends only. So I sent EM doc a message with a couple questions about EM, to which they promptly replied "Call me, today". Yikes! But I sacked up and we chatted for over an hour, and it was great! I am SOOOOo sososososososososooooooooooo going into emergency medicine.

My New Research Gig

I had a meeting today with the research department of the Emergency Medicine program of the school down the street. Which went pretty good. I am now officially on my way to designing my own EM research project... which will hopefully result in some EM publications.

I went in to the meeting with two ideas. One which I was really stoked about and the other I felt was ho-hum. Well, the director of the research dept. didn't seem to "get" my wonderful idea... but she way WAYYY stoked about my ho-hum idea. So that's what I'm doing. Ho-hum.

Stupid Premed Questions

There are some premed questions that are just plain stupid. Well, scratch that, rephrase many premed questions that are just plain stupid.

This one makes me nuts. Because it's a circular question, to which the answer is so plainly obvious that I don't understand why it generates SOOOO much talk.

Stupid question #1: Do adcoms frown on taking the MCAT more than once?

My gut response: SCREEEEECH (pterodactyl noise of irritation).

My rational (somewhat) response: Um, who cares? I mean, in every situation who cares?

If you bombed it and need to take the MCAT again, having more than one score is certainly better than having a low score.... as you won't even get considered. Better to be "frowned" upon than to have your application thrown into file 13, right? Duh.

If you got an OK score, lets say 29, and you're shooting for a better school and better score, take it! If you can't get in with a 29, you have to? Right? It's not like the school who wants a 32 would look at an application with just a 29 and say "oh GOOD, he only took the MCAT once!!!!!!!" vs seeing an application with a 29 and a 33 and saying "well, this applicant clearly sucks as he re-took the MCAT".

If you got a ROCK STAR score, why would you bother taking it again? This might be a problem better solved by counseling and a good psychiatrist. Besides, what if you got a LOWER score? Mwahahahahahahahaaaa.

If your scores EXPIRED, again, you don't really have a choice, right? Better than the app going in the trash.

If you are scheduled for the exam but not prepared, why purposely put a low score on your transcript that you will have to trump later anyways?

If you have a string of low scores... you're never going to get into med school without a good one... so what's another score??

Your Friends are OLD

So last night I'm out with some friends. Lolo was there of course (she and I are kinda inseparable), Lizzard, Lizzard's boyfriend M, and Ralph. For a re-cap, Lolo is an epidemiologist, Lizzard is getting her PhD in Epi, M is a fellow, and Ralph is an attending. Got it? Ok.

So we got some din-din (sushi, bleh), got caught up on the New Orleans real world episodes (bleh, bleh) and then headed out to get some drinks. The Bridge Lounge is an ok place, minus the smoke and the occasional piles of dog vomit you could step in bc it's a dog bar as well, but they have one thing going for them... that's that they make the most ridiculous key lime martinis on earth. So we went.

Upon arrival, it just so happens that a good portion of my class is there. Including my cutie patootie ex-lab partner Panda. Who admits to reading my blog (XOXO). So I chit chat a bit and begin to introduce him to my friends. To which he promptly denies me, peeking over my shoulder with a look of reluctance. "Who ARE they?" I then recount the above resume, to which he replies "Man, your friends are OLD!! I think I'm going to pass"

And seriously folks, he was serious. But I don't get it. When I was twenty-oh-something, I would have been totally stoked to be introduced to older people higher on the food chain in my field in a social setting. No?

Cheating

The New York Times posted an article about cheating today, albeit not in med schools, but it got me thinking. Is this really a problem in medical schools? I can honestly say I have never cheated on an exam. I would like to say I have never cheated ever, and although I can't remember any specific event, I wouldn't go so far as to say I never copied someone's homework in high school. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Sounds like something I probably would have done. But not in college. And not in my Master's work. And certainly, without a doubt, positively, never, never, ever, in medical school. Holy crap I worked so hard to get here I'd way rather fail an exam (or a whole class) than to be kicked out for cheating. The thought of it makes me cringe.

But I do hear of "situations". And we have an honor board judicial committee for just that. A grapevine story at my school (about a DIFFERENT school) is about a couple of friends, Jack and Jill, who had a professor that was apparently out to get them. During an exam, the professor thinks Jack is copying Jill's work, and essentially threatens Jill with "if you don't turn him in I will". Jill denies that Jack would ever do such a thing, and refuses to turn him in, and the whole thing blows up. They both get sent to committee, and their parents hire fancy attorneys and the school hires a "cheating specialist" who somehow can determine if cheating took place and who cheated off who. The specialist decides that no cheating has occurred, and Jack and Jill are invited back to med school, to which they both promptly reply "Fuck you" and transfer schools.

Anyway, anybody know how often cheating occurs in med schools? I'd like to know.

Caribbean Schools

So I'd like to get some discussion going about Caribbean schools. From people who WENT there. I can speculate all I want from people I know... but I'd like to hear about your experiences. Specifically.... which one you went to, if you'd do it again, if you think it's better than the DO option, the quality of the education, the attitude of the professors and administration, work ethic and dedication of the student body, overall living conditions, financial aid, clinical exposure... basically your overall experience.

I want real info. Not a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend kinda stuff (unless you are their BFF of course) :)

Gallbladder Schmallbladder... haha.

Eh, not dying. Gallbladder is fine. I just happen to be having intermittent excruciating pain exactly where my gallbladder is. Coincidentally.

Ouch

So last night around 10 pm my stomach started hurting. RUQ, just right of center, shallow and under my rib cage. A couple weeks ago I had the same pain, but it was less intense and I dismissed it as a strained muscle or gas, whatever.

But last night hurt. A lot. So of course I was thinking gallbladder. But although it was painful, I expected gallbladder pain to be much worse. I thought about going to the ER, but I would wayyy rather be miserable in my own bed than miserable in an ER waiting room... so I meditated my way back to sleep (see? the course came in handy after all!). By 4 am the pain woke me up, and I was COLD. So I took a hot bath and tried to fall back asleep. I woke up at 9 and headed to the hospital for bloodwork and an ultrasound.

After my ultrasound, the following conversation took place:

Me: So did you see anything blatantly abnormal?

U.S. tech: You have to discuss that with your doctor.

Me: Hmmm. That doesn't sound good (laughing)

U.S. Tech: silence and a stare

Me: O-kaaaayyyy, then

U.S. Tech: I can tell you if it was really really bad I wouldn't let you leave right now

Me: (silently) What the EFF does that mean???

Summer Continued...

So lets discuss all I have done this summer. Well, that's about it. Lol. No, seriously. I've re-done some furniture, been swimming a few times, been training for my marathon (which is going well, actually), procrastinated studying for my make-up physio exams, and dropped out of my Buddhist retreat. Bleh. That's a decent story.... here goes.

So my friend Kiluam went on and on about how I should go to this retreat since I am interested in Buddhism and meditation. 10 days. He did it and said it was awesome. I was a little nervous but he kept assuring me that I would love it. I purposely didn't research it bc I didn't want other's opinions to influence me. So about 2 weeks ago I drove to the Dallas area for the retreat. 10 days. 10 hours of meditation per day. No talking. No phones. No reading. No journaling. No exercise. No eating after 12 noon. No sweat? The eating thing made me nervous... but other than that I was pretty game.

When I got there I was fine. The place was nice, I had my own room, the food was good. I wasn't hungry, either. They were however, adamant that we promise to stay all 10 days. In order to give the mediation technique a fair shake. Ok, fair enough. No sweat. The first evening of meditation was nice, and the whole next day was ok, too. Silence. Meditation. Mindful eating. But 10 hours was still 10 hours. A lot. You wake up at 4:00 am, meditate 2 hours, eat breakfast at 6:30 am, mediate 'till 11. Eat lunch. Mediate 'till bedtime essentially .By the 3rd day fatigue started really setting in and I was fighting to stay awake during my mediations. It was a horrible day. All day I was fantasizing about sleep. By the time the evening rolled around I was exhausted, and trying to convince myself not to quit. But that inner discussion kept me from sleeping, which made me panic more, because I simply could not face another full day of fighting fatigue. Frankly, driving 500 miles home seemed less daunting than trying to keep it together for another full 10 hours of mediation.

So at 3:00 in the morning, a full hour before the morning gong is rung, I snuck out. I strapped all my belongings to me so I didn't have to make 2 trips, and I left like a thief in the night. Like escape from Alcatraz. I hiked to the parking lot, wheeling my suitcase off the sidewalk in the grass as to not make any noise. When I finally reached my car, I realized someone blocked me in. Luckily I have a jeep. I threw my shit in, off roaded out of the parking lot, and left.

Once I had re-gained consciousness after a few hours nap, I realized how mad I was at myself. It really was a great opportunity. And I really liked a lot of things that were said at the retreat. But I wussed out bc of sleep. When I got home I googled the course, and to my relief found literally hundreds of other people who left the course at the same time for the same reasons that I did. Which validated me. A little. Maybe I'll try again someday when I am more prepared. But probably not. I'm content to stick to my current 30-90 minutes of mediation per day.

On Another Note...

I may be getting an opportunity to do some research (unpaid, boo) in EM... at the discount hospital across the way. Yay!!!

Summer

Sucks. For several reasons.

1. No med school. Boo.

2. No money. Which makes free time significantly less fun.

3. Everybody else is like 22 and went home to their families.

4. My friends who have real jobs work during the day.

5. It's too hot here to do anything free outside

6. BORED BORED BORED.

Advice for your Med School Personal Statement

So not to toot my own horn, but toot, toot. When I want to be, (ie. not when I'm blogging or writing lame-o "fear essays") I am a very good writer. Especially when it comes to personal statements. How do I know this? For the following reasons:

1) I've been told in interviews that my PS was in the top 5% of the ones the interviewer had ever read.

2) My friends recommend me out to their friends to write/help/edit their PS's

3) Friends have reported back to me that their interviewers complimented their personal statements.

4) Essays I've written have received interviews at Harvard, Mayo, UCLA, Yale, UPenn, NYU, Mt. Sinai, etc.

So TOOT TOOT!!

Anyway, I'm done bragging but here's my advice.

1. If you know you suck at writing, or are even an average writer, seek help. Get a 2nd opinion and a 102nd opinion. Spell check. Grammar. And lose the freaking run-on sentences. Also, do a word frequency check (by eye). Did you use the same word 18 times in your essay? Did you say "I believe that" 3 times in one paragraph. Fix that. It's super annoying to readers.

2. Pick one direction, go with it. It's the worst to read a completely unorganized essay. Beginning with story 1, jumping to advice your father gave you, then describing your childhood dreams, then jumping to story 2, then describing your dog. Blah blah blah.

3. If you accomplish nothing else in your essay, demonstrate the following two things. 1) you UNWAVERING commitment to whatever you are applying for and why you want to do it, and 2) demonstrate your capabilities in the MOST HUMBLE POSSIBLE WAY. Any hint that this is anything less than your dream job is going to be a red flag. That and being an egotistical a-hole.

4. What you want to do is construct an interesting NARRATIVE that your reader will continue reading until the end. Cliche as it may seem, a story is always best because it makes your reader interested. The LAST thing you want is your Ad-com officer to be mentally exhausted and or irritated from trying to follow an illogical essay or just from TRYING to get to the end. Write a story (true or made up) in which you can weave all your cool little details into.

5. Your essay is not the time to describe every attribute about yourself in complete detail. The idea is to weave in interesting tidbits that will make your reader want to reference your application and look it over more closely. Like "Wow, how did this guy learn Farsi?"... or "Wait, this chick is 24 and she spent 3 years in Djibouti teaching... how is that possible?". If you do it correctly you will effectively coerce your reader to investigate your application more thoroughly instead of just giving it a once over.

6. Use this checklist to make sure you haven't done anything grossly offensive

• Did you come off egotistical?
• Do you put ANYONE down in your essay? Stupid professors, unsupportive counselors, etc. This is a no-no.
• Do you blame ANYONE except yourself for weak spots in your application? This is bad. For example, there is a difference between saying that your grades in college were sub-par because you were splitting energy between school and your full-time job vs. blaming your crappy grades on the fact that your parents cut you off from parental scholarship and you were forced to get a job.
• Is there ANYTHING that can be interpreted as racist, sexist, political, or religious? You should probably lose that stuff.
• Ok, here's a big one. Do you even HINT that you are interested in your chosen field because of money? Meaning you use the phrase "I really enjoy the lifestyle that medicine will afford me"? Definitely LOSE THAT. That's a BIG RED FLAG, BLACK BALL, whatever you want to call it.
• Do you mention that you are going into field X because your parents want you to? Or because your dad is also an X, and you want to be one too?
• Are you overstating your qualifications? Don't make your shadowing experience seem like you were doing lumbar punctures. Everyone on the ad-com will know you're a liar. Or at least a severe exaggerator.
• Name dropping. That's lame.

Here's some great stuff to include if you can:

• Foreign language abilities
• Clinical experiences
• Pre-med moments which made you REALLY want to be a doctor, or moments that made you really uncomfortable
• Your family status. You don't have to, but I think mentioning your kids or spouse is often indicative of your maturity and the diversity you will bring to the class
• teaching experience - adcoms love this. teachers make great learners
• international experiences
• demonstrating that you aren't a stress-basket

Ok, that's all for now. Good luck!

My Official Opinion

1st Year Med School... no sweat

2nd Year Med School...sweat

First year was so easy (for the most part). What the eff happened?

Itching!

Today my friend Dr. J asked me to pick up his kid at school because he was stuck in GI. I was supposed to pick him up at his fancy schmancy private school at 12:30.

As I'm driving there, at about 12:25, I get a sudden and intense itch attack on my legs. Both legs, all over. I just took a shower, so maybe I soaped and shaved my legs in the wrong order? Who knows? But I'm going crazy and despite the fact that I'm going to be late I stop at Walgreens to get some cream. I actually have an awesome concoction of a couple products I use for anti-itch, so I picked them up and paid for them in the pharmacy section. I immediately ran to the pharmacy waiting area after I paid and started slathering on the stuff, cause I was about to explode.

This little old man is watching me and he says "is that good for itchin'? I been itchin' and I can't stop! I think I got into some ivy!"

So I sit down next to him and offer him some of my concoction and explain how it works. He seems happy when it works almost immediately and he says "You should be a doctor"

I smile and reply "You think so?"

I'm reveling in this moment when I realize I'm in Walgreens putting itch cream on a stranger and I forgot Dr. J's kid at school. Crap!

Bone Marrow Donation

The New York Times posted an article on an important topic today. Bone Marrow donation. All it takes is about 5 minutes to register and swab the inside of your mouth. You can save someone's life. I'm on the list. You should be too....

Well, it's true

So yesterday we had a group problem solving session on bleeding and coagulation, etc. The professor starts talking about warfarin, and asks the question "So where do we see warfarin?". And everybody is dead silent. Kind of a weird question. Um, at the pharmacy? In patients who just had a PE? In Nazi Germany?

No one answers.

Of course, OF COURSE, he looks at me and repeats the question. Me. My brain is thinking where do I SEE warfarin? Shit, I'll take my best guess.

ME: Um, rat poison?

PROFESSOR: (Slaps his forehead and guffaws in disbelief) No! No! Do you want to be a doctor??

Apparently the answer he was looking for was in clover. A special kind of clover. Of course!!! I'm such an idiot!

PMAD - Pre-Med Associated Depression

Yes, I'm writing about it. Generally PMAD doesn't kick in until about October (when one of the following things may happen), but I thought I'd write about it a little early... just for pre-emptive purposes.

1) You've had an "oh shit" moment in (insert ridiculously difficult pre-med class here). Probably you failed the mid-term, you are totally behind, or you have no idea what the fuck is going on. You then start awfulizing and realizing that you really only have about 8 chances (your pre-med class grades) to really prove yourself though your GPA. The fact that you are barely passing (or outright failing) Physics and Gen Chem are not good for your overall pre-med momentum. Now you have to work extra hard to pass the classes. And extra hard in your remaining 6 classes to make up for your less than stellar grades. Uh.

2) You may be already in the application process. By October you haven't gotten any interviews, and you no longer can deny that you aren't getting in this year. A cascade of "what the hell am I going to do with my life", "I'm a loser", "I'm going to law school", "I can't think of ANYTHING else I want to do with my life", "F&%$#@G MCAT!!", "My parents are going to kill me", "What am I going to tell everyone????", and a few more rounds of "I'm a loser" all ensue. And repeat.

3) You got your late results back from a summer MCAT, they suck, and now you have to stand around scratching your ass until January to retake. Another year of your life down the drain.

Don't worry. This happens to all of us. It's part of the med school game. Bad news? It doesn't really stop after you get into med school. Good news? In med school you'll NEVER have to do a freakin' physics or o-chem problem EVER!!

So Thankful

I am so thankful to be at my school that I cannot even express it. After receiving several phone calls this week from friends at other med schools, I am now convinced that I attend the absolute best med school on earth. One friend stressing beyond belief, one friend being forced to go to a hearing to determine "repeat 2nd year vs. dismissal", and many others who just haven't enjoyed their med school experience.

I am so fortunate to be blessed with wonderful administration, caring professors, fun classmates, a relaxed (and entertaining!) learning environment, lots of extra time, tons of professional opportunities, all the while living in an incredible city.

This school appreciates my strengths, and doesn't seem to give a crap about my weaknesses. I can continue my "real life" outside of med school without compromising my studies. I don't have to compete with my peers for grades. I don't have to stress if I pass a class with only a 78%. The professors know my name. They even know where I sit. It's wonderful.

It was fate that brought me here. I now know that the time it took to get to med school was so well worth it. If I went a year (or 5!) earlier, or later, I know I would have gone to another school. Maybe a place I got wait-listed at, or possibly I would have made connections that drew me elsewhere. Things happen for a reason. Always. I know I would not have had such a wonderful experience anywhere else.

May your med school days be as wonderful as mine!

Officially, Officially, Officially

Passed 1st year. It's in writing!

To the person

who found my blog by googling "How do I walk a corpse past cops?" please go away. That's really creepy, and I think you're in the wrong spot.

Also... to those typing things like

"Age 17 + 40 MCAT + early anesthesiology residency"

you are probably in the wrong spot too.

Singing Pathology Professor (My School ROCKS!)

Now tell me, folks. At what med school* (besides mine) will a pathology professor play the accordion and sing to you on your first day as a second year med student? Here's proof!

He sang the "itis, oma, emia" song! Hysterical!

*Ok, when I was a t Harvard, my chemistry professor came dressed in a tux and a cape (?) and sang opera to us before our final exam. That was pretty cool. But there was no accordion.

Genital Herpes and a Crystal Ball

Oh, dear. Where to begin? Well for the 5th Saturday in a row I have worked at the student-run free clinic. And I've seen some interesting stuff. Tonsils the size of golf-balls, goiters, "Surprise you're pregnant!", gout, abscesses, etc. But today I diagnosed a 70 year old woman with genital herpes. She'd had it for 4o (F-O-U-R-T-Y!!!) years thinking it was a yeast infection and trying to treat it with Monistat.

Just so happened on my way home my mom and dad called (they always call as a speaker-phone "unit"). When they asked what I was doing, I told them about my patient.

My Mom's reaction was stellar.

MOM: You mean? You? You. Do THAT? They LET you do THAT? I mean, you? Wow. Oh. oh. OK. You just... you just really... you know... you... LOOKED?

ME: No Mom. Nowadays we have these cool doctor crystal balls. You just ask it for the diagnosis... and poof! It says "genital herpes"

MOM: Smart Ass

DAD: (in the background) I think I'd ask that crystal ball again until I got a different answer.

ME: Smart Ass.

One Caveat

Thanks everybody for the congrats.

One thing that sucks though is that although I am officially a 2nd year now, I have to complete one month of 2nd year classes before summer starts. Then we have about 2 months off for summer. Then back to 2nd year. Kinda lame.

Back to school on Monday. But it's cool cause the newness hasn't worn off and all the professors keep coming up and saying "Congrats on being an MS2"

Yay!

As Of Today

I am officially

1/4 of an M.D.

AND a

SECOND YEAR MED STUDENT!!!

Say What?

Today we had an SP session (standardized patient) for neuro cases. Our SP was a little out there. Actually a lot out there. Like a 45+ year old woman in a belly shirt in a med school. Ok, whatever. When my turn came around, I was the only one who had to do the full run down... like the H&P, plus the neurological exam, etc. We can "time-in" to the scenario and "time-out" to get help or ask a question whenever we like. Which I did... since it was a specific case and not just a simple full CN exam.

At the end she is supposed to give us feedback. Like, "good job" or "you suck" etc. But she got all touchy feely on me.

HER: "So how did that feel for you?"

ME: "Fine thanks"

HER: "But how did you FEEL?"

ME: "Um fine. Normal. It was easy."

HER: "It's ok to admit you were nervous. This was your first time"

ME: "Well this wasn't my first time doing this, and I really didn't feel nervous"

HER: "Well, I FELT your nervousness"

ME(outloud): Sigh. and oops... I rolled my eyes.

ME: (silently):You're irritating. And showing 9 inches of your stomach is not cool past the age of 11. Put a shirt on.

Now, I may be a lot of things. Probably too talkative, lacking prefrontal cortex impulse control, ADD, too excitable, over confidant, no sense of my own limitations, loud, etc. But folks, NERVOUS is something I'm not. Unless I'm actually doing a life or death procedure on a real patient. Or if I'm around Mr. Stupidly Gorgeous. And he's in Boston or Italy or somewhere equally exotic.

ME! NERVOUS! Hmmph!

It makes it difficult...

To remain president of annoying Neuro prof's UN-FAN club upon discovering that this professor really is a great physician. Like a REALLY great physician. Damn.

I GOT PICKED

For the Nike Women's Marathon!!!!!

Haiti

So I have a GREAT opportunity to go to Haiti this summer with a group of Docs and med students to set up field clinics. All I have to buy is a plane ticket and $200 to pay for our lodging/food/etc. from the camp. AND I'll get about $600 funding from various academic travel grant sources. So all in all I would only need like $400.

Which isn't so much. Unless you consider the fact that I still have a $5000 deficit. This SUCKS!

Boo!

Can We Discuss This??

There is a phenomenon among highly educated women that I have noticed over and over... and I don't really understand it. I have discussed it with a few people... so I know it's not all in my imagination. I have seen it among my friends, colleagues, classmates, and even in my own life on occasion. Of course these are going to be broad generalizations.... but I'm curious if anyone else has noticed it.

That is that highly educated women are often in relationships with men who aren't. Often I've seen women with MD/PhD's/JD's etc. in relationships with men who have never stepped foot into a University... for anything. Not to say that there is anything wrong with this. But I find it interesting.

I've also noticed that highly educated men are usually paired with women who have at least some form of higher education. In fact, off the top of my head I can't think of one male physician I know whose wife or girlfriend didn't at least finish college (whether she USES her degree is something else entirely). But tons of female physicians/attorneys/etc. are invested with men who are firefighters, mechanics, paramedics, enlisted military, etc.

Is there some explanation for this? Is it related to dominance, intimidation, what? Or do these women just think firefighters and mechanics are manly and sexy (fair enough!). I have no clue.

In my own experience I can say that I have (in my past life) dated many men who fit into this category. Firefighters, police officers, computer techs, etc. And while I always started the relationship not caring a hoot about their level of education, it inevitably became an issue between us. Either because we didn't have enough in common, or because of a mutual lack of respect for the other's opinion.

Anyway, I'd like to hear what you guys think. It's interesting to say the least.

A Nice Note

From a 3rd year (the one who I said rocks!)

"You did a really superb job on Sat. Your interviewing skills are quite relaxed and fluid and your thinking is right on. You will have a very easy transition into your clinical years."

YAY!

Family Medicine

Is swiftly falling off my list. Today I worked with a family med doctor who was young and seemed pretty cool. But I was so bored I wanted to DIE. First of all, the patients I saw were less than exciting. Sinus problems, hypertension, diabetes, allergies, etc. But, hey, that's ok.... these things are important too. So in clinic myself and a 3rd year (who pretty much was a kick-ass rockstar) did the entire H and P on the patient. So the attending just had to come in and confirm our findings. With every other doc this takes just a few minutes.

Not today however. It took this guy 30 minutes. 30 MINUTES!!!! 30 minutes to tell the patient to get Zyrtec OTC at Walgreens. There were 3 med students, a patient and an attending crammed into a tiny little room with inadequate air-conditioning for 30 minutes. I was cursing family medicine the ENTIRE TIME. I could have rounded on 40+ patients in the ED in that amount of time.

Sorry Dr. D. I still think you rock, though. :)

Top 10 Mistakes Pre-Meds Make

1. Not majoring in something you ENJOY, are GOOD AT, and you can get GOOD GRADES in.

2. Not listening to what an admissions officer tells you. Really listening. If they say, "I think you should consider the Carribean", don't waste your time applying there. If they say "I think you need 3 more points on your MCAT", don't apply to THEIR school until you have 3 more points. They aren't lying to you.

3. Asking people for letters of recommendation who suck at writing. Better to have a fabulous letter from some yahoo than 2 generic lines from a Nobel laureate.

4. Not taking full length practice MCATS. Timed. Lots of them.

5. LISTENING to pre-med advisors. Bleh.

6. Spending tons of money on high profile PBPM programs. Go to state school. It's cheap and adequate. Also, don't go to community college unless they have a VERY reputable science/pre-med department. Most admissions committees are not too keen on CC's unless they know their curriculum.

7. Focusing too much on "volunteer" work. No admissions committee gives a crap about you having a billion volunteer hours. They want to see that you are involved and committed to your community, that you are altruistic, and that you have clinical experience. If you are able to demonstrate these things in your application, racking up hundreds of hours of volunteer work is totally unnecessary.

8. Being too passive. American culture tells us that we shouldn't be pushy, that we shouldn't ask for favors, etc. That's fine if you have a stellar application with a 3.8 and a 40 on the MCAT and you've singlehandedly revamped the water system in Djibouti. For the rest of us, get assertive. Note: I am NOT advocating that you be obnoxious, pushy or annoying. But contact the Deans, make appointments, write letters, have a faculty member call on your behalf, etc. I lost out on an entire year because I didn't want to be "pushy" and the Dean simply forgot about me.

9. Stressing. About everything. But you can't avoid it. You're a pre-med.

10.Letting the MCAT and the application process affect your feelings of self-worth. I can honestly say that I do not know even one medical student that breezed through every single aspect of this process. There is a huge disconnect between a pre-meds perception of themselves and their perception of the ease to which everyone else supposedly gets into med school. And if you're going to be in the medical field, get used to going up against adversity. Because now its the MCAT and the application. But in med school you have to beat the USMLE. Then its residency application. Then competition for fellowships. Then competition for faculty, and tenure, and on and on. It will never be over. Get some perspective and enjoy the journey.

GOOD LUCK !!!!

Lo Lo

One of my best friends has decided to go to med school. Well, I think she's pretty much convinced. I met her because we were getting our Masters degrees at the same time, back in 2006, and we've been friends ever since. We even worked together as epidemiologists for the state.

So even though I'm probably going to get my ass kicked for it, I want to put her story on here. First because she needs a team cheering for her, and second because I think her story is a good one.... (probably 'cause its a lot like mine). My friend, let's call her Lo-Lo... has been back and forth on this idea for a while. She says she's oscillating because she isn't sure if she's up to entering the world of tough academics and doctor stress... I say she's being chicken. She actually handles academics beautifully, is a resourceful student and I think she'd be a great doctor.

About her. She didn't major in the sciences, but did complete her pre-med requirements. She originally wanted to go to pharmacy school and scored really well on the PCAT (this would be the part of our stories that are clearly not alike). For whatever reason she didn't get accepted at the school she wanted to go to and sort of let the idea go. Then she got her MPH and has been working as an epidemiologist for 3 years. She briefly thought about med school again a few years back and took the MCAT but didn't do so hot. But she's trying again and plans to apply to med school this summer. If she matriculates next year she'll be 29 when she starts.

She's taking the MCAT on May 1st (2 weeks!) and she needs a little encouragement... so write her a message. And tell her to do the damn full-length exams! She's slacking on those!

Well...

I've added the profiles I've been sent to the tab above... but the formatting is totally f*&%$# up. But they are there none-the-less. And yes I know the colors suck. Nothin' doin. Sorry. Thanks for everyone who sent me one. Keep 'em comin!

Whew

Glad that's over. My first neurology exam made my brain hurt. Literally. In the end I was getting super tired and confused. I wonder what type of neural lesion that is?

Your Profiles

I'm thinking of starting a page with profiles of non-trad pre-meds... depending on what type of response I get. If you are one, and you'd like me to post your story, write me a paragraph or two about your journey (and add a name, real or fake, you want me to post it under)... and I'll include you in the post.

Just send it to my email (sidebar).

Ok, fine. I've just been informed that people don't like writing about themselves... (who knew?)... so here's a format you can use interview style... just answer the questions.

1) Name (fake or real)

2) Age (real age please)

3) What's your sign? (curious and contemplating, pre-med, med-student, resident, fellow, god)

4) Briefly describe your career and or academic history. Including your pre-doctor life (if applicable) and bouts of time in between school. What makes you non-trad?

5) What propelled you to switch into the medical field?

6) Family status... married? children? how old are they?

7) What's your experience with the MCAT? If you are a successful applicant will you share your academic stats and application highlights?

8) Biggest hurdle getting to med school

9) Are you going MD or DO? Why?

10) Best advice to other pre-meds (non-trad or not)?

11) Anything else you'd like to say... or something cool about your story you'd like to share?

Spontaneous Combustion

So our Neurology class, in previous years, has been taught over 15 weeks and is a 2nd year class. This year, just for kicks, the curriculum committee got together and decided to change it up. They decided to move it to the end of 1st year, and shorten it. Now one would think that shortening it would mean to 12 weeks. Or maybe 10. Oh, no... they decided to really go for it. Neurology (a full course) is now taught in 5 1/2 weeks. Yes folks, it's true.

The professors keep watching us and eyeing each other with every new topic as if to say "Well, lets see if THIS puts them over the edge? No? Try cranial nerve nuclei. Any luck?"

I'm just telling y'all this in case I abruptly stop writing on this blog you'll know that I spontaneously combusted from Neurology overload.

Pros and Cons of EM

Old MD Girl posted an awesome rundown of the pros and cons of Emergency Medicine... if you are so inclined, take a peek.

Is it Just Me Or....

Ok check this out. I know this girl who is a 4th year med student (not at my school). She's a nice girl but definitely on the weird side. Weird as in she looks a little disheveled most of the time, and has kind of an odd personality. But nice enough. So she wanted to match into anesthesiology... but despite a handful of interviews she didn't match anywhere, and now she's desperately trying to secure a family medicine or peds spot somewhere.

Now here's the kicker. She has Tourette Syndrome. Not super severe, but significantly more than mild. With motor and phonic tics. Now maybe I'm crazy, but isn't it completely possible that she didn't get a spot because of that? I mean, an LP and a motor tick are not friends, folks. So the question is, shouldn't her academic dean or advisor (somewhere along the way) have mentioned this to her... instead of letting her totally sink on match day?

Or am I being a complete insensitive bigot? I don't mean to be. But seriously... a blind guy can't be a fighter pilot. What's the difference?

Fingers

Just found out that the annoying prof's nickname in the department is now "fingers". Ha. ALSO... that same prof found out I was a first year (I guess because they saw me in class)... and told a group of residents that they never would have been "so rude to me if they knew I was a med student". My question is, why be that rude to anyone approximately 30 seconds after meeting them. I mean, we were talking about cooking... it's not like I offended them.

Fingers. I love it.

My deficit

Is down to $5,025. Yay!

Something Terrible Has Happened

I think surgery is cool. NOOOoooooo!!

It's MCAT TIME AGAIN

And I can certainly tell by the google searches conducted to get to my blog. Here's a list I've collected over the last couple of weeks... pretty funny!

-MCAT is my bitch

-MCAT gunner

-MCAT + depression

-MCAT scoring

-inspiring quotes about the MCAT

-the MCAT makes me want to kill myself (yikes!)

-Lots wrong on the MCAT and still score a 13?

-life after the MCAT

and my favorite...

-What color is the pancreas?

Hahahahahaha

Cool Stuff

1) Signing up on Monday for the lottery to get a spot in the Nike Women's Marathon in October. Um, awesome! Complete with a Ghirardelli chocolate mile, hot San Francisco firefighters in tuxedos and a Tiffany necklace as a finisher's prize. My med student best guy-friend and I are trying to get in together. Hopefully we get a spot!!! Wish me luck!!

2) My geologist friend and I are going to a Buddhist retreat for 10 days this summer. 10 whole days of silence. Holy smokes. Better practice not eating after 12 noon.

A GSW and Steven Seagal

Last night I completed my required EMS ride. It started at 6pm and ended a bit after midnight. Had a few interesting calls. A guy with a brain bleed, a motor vehicle accident, and a kid that fell off a trampoline. Then we got a call for a GSW... and upon arrival who was there but Steven Seagal and his camera crew filming Lawman. I was definitely on camera... but I didn't sign the waiver, so I probably will have my face blurred out. Boo.

Damn it!

Neurology has lab. Will I never escape touching dead human body parts bathed in formaldehyde?

Reflection on Flaws

For my FIM class we had to write an essay on one of our flaws. Here's mine... for all the googlers. This is how I got in trouble last time. Lets see how it works this time...

Oh to choose just one flaw, when there are so many to pick from. Should I select the flaw that I believe is most hazardous to my physician health, I would say my largest and most important flaw is that I am different. Now, upon first glance one may paradoxically think that being different is an asset… and indeed in many cases it is. But not in this case. Not in the land of doctors.

For me, being different means that I rarely seem to be on the same page as my peers. My ideas are usually out in left field compared to everyone else (who oddly always seem to agree with each other). I am bored by routine. I think outside the box. Not just on the other side of the line… but really really far away from the box. I have millions of ideas. Every day. Every moment. I’m a big picture person and often fail to understand the importance of details. I often choose ethics and humanity over what makes “business sense”, and I hug my patients and chit-chat about their grandchildren when it is not a convenient time. I have no patience for pettiness and jealousy and turf wars. I’m never aware of class gossip because I don’t gossip, and I usually prefer to be alone. Although I am constantly told that I am understanding, non-judgmental, and easy to confide in, I myself feel misunderstood. While everyone else panics about exams, I only aspire to pass. Usually because my head is filled with other ideas. My classmates have planned out their residencies, and I believe that destiny leads you to where you are going. I don’t take notes in class. Frankly I can barely pay attention in class. My mind is busy thinking of new ways to recruit donors for a self-sustaining hospital that I want to build in rural Colombia. Or something the professor has given me a new idea for a way to get my pancreatic cancer cell line to develop drug resistance. Or maybe I could develop a research project on the predictive factor of a patient’s ability to correctly define their own disease state. Or…. See? It’s endless. I could go on forever.

One of the consequences of being a misfit is that I am usually thought to be overstepping my role in whatever I’m doing, often my benevolent intentions interpreted as just the opposite by my colleagues. My friends would describe me as willful and passionate and a creative problem solver, but I doubt my classmates would say the same. Just last week I noticed that one of my classmates was displeased because I asked a patient additional questions not on our “list”, which were technically the responsibility of other student team. To me, I was being empathic and human and searching for pieces of a very large puzzle thus far not found. In the end, I was able to locate a huge missing piece of that patient’s diagnosis. Unfortunately, I’m certain my classmate felt that his territory was infringed upon and that I was being overly aggressive.

I have seen other physicians with similar personalities experience severe difficulty fitting in, and difficulty maintaining their position in the physician world. I believe the key to solving this problem is to be as quiet as possible, and as unobtrusive as possible while training to be a physician. Hopefully someday when I’m older, wiser, and more secure in my medical career I can be more forthcoming with my quirkiness.

I can honestly say I have tried and tried to stifle the parts of my personality that cause me ask millions of questions, to say what no one else is thinking, to challenge authority, and to question the legitimacy of nearly everything I am presented with. I understand how detrimental these qualities can be to a physician-in-training. I’m working on it. It’s just so darn difficult! The excitement I feel when I have a new idea or find a solution to a problem is overwhelming!

Now that I’m older, I’ve come to embrace the fact that I am different. Although it has been a hard road. I’ve never been friends with the masses, but instead have a small but precious collection of friends who are also quite quirky and out-of-the-box thinkers. Many of them older, many of them physicians. They’ve told me that I’ll do well in my chosen career, and that I’m an “old soul” We shall see. Hopefully they are correct.

Over the last 12 hours...

I've become an entrepreneur. Just got my first babysitting gig. Well, first "new" gig. 4 hours for $100. Yay!

Thank You. That's All.

I have never experienced the kindness of strangers as I have today. I don't want to elaborate, other than to say thank you. Thank you RGFEWYL.

In Deep %$#&

Holy crap. I'm in deep, well, crap. Financially, that is. Lets just say that every other academic year of my life I have been able to take summer school classes in order to qualify for financial aid to well, SURVIVE, until the next semester starts. I just assumed that I could do that now. Um, just tried to do so and was DENIED. The financial aid guy said unequivocally med students are not allowed to take summer school unless they are MD/MPH (a degree I already have, and therefore cannot get again).

So lets do a little math. I have money for April and about 1/2 of May (I'm short bc my car broke down on me TWICE this month totaling about $1000 to fix. YIKES!). I need approximately $1500 per month for rent ($895), utilities (+/-$200), a couple of old student loan payments ($200) and my cell phone ($70). Plus another $250 per month for food, gas, parking at school, and anything expendable I might need. So say $1750 per month for June, July, August, and 1/2 of May. That's um....$6,125

Where the EFF am I going to get that from?????

In between telling me the "good" news, the financial aid counselor suggested that I do what most students do.... get money from their parents. After telling him that that was no way plausible and hey, I'm 31 years old now... he hinted that I should ask anyway... he's sure that my parents "care" about me and would be willing to help out. After all, I AM a med student. Guess he's never heard of parents that can't just dole out $10k on a whim.

Now, silly me... I thought he was going to suggest I get a J-O-B... an old fashioned method of supporting oneself. The same method I've used for years... which until now has always solved my financial woes. Maybe I could write a book on these elusive so-called "jobs" and their usefulness, sell a million books and be rich! That would solve everything.

OTHER SOLUTIONS I'VE THOUGHT OF

1) Summer School - denied (see above)

2) Job - tricky

-Problem here is that school ENDS May 30 and STARTS July 15 (only 6 weeks off)... yet financial aid doesn't come in until the beginning of September. So if I work FULL time every day that I have off, I will likely only make about half the money I need.

-Not to mention, I have to take 4 (count 'em) physiology exams during those 6 weeks.

-PLUS who's going to hire me full-time for 6 weeks?

3) Wealthy Relatives - HAHAHAHAHA... wait... laughing... so much.. I ...hahhahhaah... can't ...type

4)Begging for change - I've heard the average pan-handler makes like $70 per day in metropolitan areas. That's TAX FREE baby. But it's also HARD GODDAMN WORK. Plus, the only place to pan-handle in the city is by the urban hospital complex... and my fellow classmates would see me. Maybe since this health-care bill passed I could wear my white coat while begging and I would be more believable. My sign could say "$300k in debt, unemployed, and working towards an MD. Why lie? I need groceries"

5) Robbing a bank - plausible, requires more thought and planning. Best solution thus far.

Me=so screwed it's laughable.

SIDENOTE: Out of REAL and SERIOUS concern, I went grocery shopping last night and bought a crap load of groceries and brought them home and FROZE them. Bread, milk, fruit, pot pies (hey, they're like 69 cents), etc. It's like planning for hurricane season. With electricity. Hopefully....

Lucked Out

While the rest of my class is cramming like crazy for our physio shelf exam tomorrow, I am instead taking jacuzzi tubs and drinking wine. That's right, folks... I managed to get out of the exam and get 4 days off of uninterrupted relaxation. Why, you may ask? Well, since I screwed up and missed Block II and III of physio, I couldn't very well take the shelf exam. So this summer after my make-up exams I'll take a make-up shelf. So I'm not totally out of the woods. Especially since everyone else will be enjoying this thing called SUMMER and I will be studying physio. Oh well, living the moment right now!

Shelf Exam Rules from the Physio Prof...

"NBME rules state that only two students can be out of the room for bathroom breaks at a time and that students must be escorted to and from the restroom by a proctor (don't be nervous, they wait outside). Additionally, bathroom breaks take precious time away from an already fast-paced exam. I recommend that both caffeine consumption and consumption of beverages be kept to a minimum, if possible, the morning of the exam."