Well, your penis might fall off

Today I had a patient at clinic ask me for medicine that would give him a "boner" for 3 days in a row. He quickly changed his mind when I told him (on command of the attending), that 3 days of continuous erection could cause his penis to fall off.

Funny how the idea of a 3 day boner suddenly didn't seem so appealing.

Dry Socket

I've got one. That's always fun. So far going on 2nd week of excruciating face pain. Totes awesome.

Drinking From A Fire Hydrant

I once heard second year medical school described this way. And its dead on. I am seriously not having fun. I'm overwhelmed. Underprepared. Clueless how to study. And feeling like I'm going to be the worst physician ever. I thought the feeling would pass. But its been going on since September. I don't know what the eff to do.