What have you been doing? "Eating Wires and Lighting Fires"

Who knew one little phrase in a case report from a schizophrenic patient could send me into a giggle fit. One that just. Wouldn't. Stop. In front of my classmates and physician facilitator. No one else was laughing. Just me. It was really bad. I had to excuse myself, laughing so hard on the way out the door that I started to choke.

1. Medicine 2. Surgery

Just got assigned my first two rotations. Holy Eff.

APRIL 18th my lucky day....

So I scheduled Step I for April 18th. It's supposedly my lucky day. I bought my first house on April 18th 2008. Adopted my dog on April 18th 2009. Hopefully this will turn out just as good??

Electronic Configuration Hypertension

I'm studying in a coffee shop. The girl next to me is clearly a premed. I almost had an aneurysm when I looked over at her screen and saw that she is studying orbitals and other nonsense. OMG. Yuck.

My Maturity is Deteriorating. Quickly.

I've been sending these to friends. Lol.