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Showing posts with label Emergency Medicine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emergency Medicine. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Top 10 Things Heard in the ED

10. Is he dead or DEAD dead?
9. Room Q has an hmm-hmm stuck in his hmm-hmm
8. I dont know who shot me! I was just standing around minding my own bizz-ness!!.
7. Stick your finger up Room C's butt then get yourself some breakfast.
6. Is that guy... Oh god really...yup... he's jerking off....
5. NURSEDOCTORLADY!!!!!!!!! My phone is ringing!!! Reach it for me!?!?!?
4. 210/122? I'm not worried about that.
3. I can't get no motherfucking sleep in this place!
2. Nurse Doctor Lady?? Please tell the po-lice I'm too sick to talk to them??
1. But I'm ALLERGIC to Tylenol, motrin, aspirin, mobic, toredol, Naproxen, celebrex, AND actron!

Friday, May 11, 2012

More Bliss...

Started EM. It's also freaking ridiculously awesome. I'm at a Level I trauma center, and trauma there is. Last shift we got 6 trauma activations. 4 GSW's and 2 stabbings. I got to clean out bullet wounds with a battery powered supersoaker. How freaking cool is that? I can't believe people get paid to do this shit.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Decided.

So even though I've known this all along... I'm officially declaring it again. Emergency Medicine is it. It's me. It's final. Its what want more than anything.

Unfortunately, I want to say in the city I'm in just as much as I want to go into EM. If not more. And there is only one program. Which I happen to love.

Not yet sure how that will play out. I'll keep you posted.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Today...

I got to see Dr. R (see side for description). She's awesome. I want to be her. And I still love love love love Emergency Medicine. How do I know its for me? This convo took place between her and one of the other chief residents:

Dr. R: So if you really like doing tedious things like calculating osmotic gaps, EM might not be the place for you.

Resident #2 : What's an osmotic gap?

Dr. R: I don't know. I saw it on a research poster in the hallway.


This is so me it's ridic.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

My New Research Gig

I had a meeting today with the research department of the Emergency Medicine program of the school down the street. Which went pretty good. I am now officially on my way to designing my own EM research project... which will hopefully result in some EM publications.

I went in to the meeting with two ideas. One which I was really stoked about and the other I felt was ho-hum. Well, the director of the research dept. didn't seem to "get" my wonderful idea... but she way WAYYY stoked about my ho-hum idea. So that's what I'm doing. Ho-hum.

Friday, April 2, 2010

A GSW and Steven Seagal

Last night I completed my required EMS ride. It started at 6pm and ended a bit after midnight. Had a few interesting calls. A guy with a brain bleed, a motor vehicle accident, and a kid that fell off a trampoline. Then we got a call for a GSW... and upon arrival who was there but Steven Seagal and his camera crew filming Lawman. I was definitely on camera... but I didn't sign the waiver, so I probably will have my face blurred out. Boo.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Oh My, Oh My

It was so much better than I expected. In fact, incredible would be an understatement. In a mere 5 hours I saw the following...

1. A multiple GSW victim
2. A stroke patient (activated @ hour 2.5)
3. Peds epileptic seizure
4. Pulmonary Embolism
5. Sickle Cell
6. 2 belligerent drunks
7. 1 missing person from the other side of the USA
8. Chest pain
9. Dehydrated
10. Gastric pain

It was awesome. And I loved every minute of it. We rounded lightning quick (no time to be bored), saw 30+ patients, 5 hours FLEW by in NO TIME FLAT, and all the residents and staff were super duper awesome cool. I'm so in love with EM it is ridiculous.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

Thoughts on specialties...

Although I am trying to keep an open mind through out medical school as to which specialty I would like to pursue, I do have a few preferences... which I would like to document on my blog so I can see how I've changed over time.

I must admit, I really want to be an ER physician. Ever since I've had the doctor bug, I've wanted to work in the ED. From watching 1000's of hours of ER and Trauma, Life in the ER, to working in the Beth Israel Deaconess Hospital ER in Boston, and working as a firefighter....I've always seen myself best suited there. My reasons are as follows:

1. Exposure to every kind of pathology, and you aren't just limited to one part of the body. I'm not going to be staring exclusively at eyeballs or vaginas all day long. And you never know what you're going to see. And for those of you thinking "but you'll really just consult everything out", I KNOW... but I still like it.

2. Awesome schedule. Shift work = no call. Plus you can schedule shifts tight together for a few weeks and then have time off for travel or whatever.

3. No patient follow-up. I don't have to continuously tell the same guy to stop smoking, or to lose 20 lbs, or to PLEASE take his damn metformin.

4. Since EM is a relatively "new" residency training program (just for the past 20 or so years), there are fewer 500 year old doctors who stand there and say "we do it this way because that is how its always been done"

5. I don't have to wear dress up clothes. Just throw my scrubs on and save my money for clothes I actually want to buy.

6. I really like the personality of most ED staff I've met. A little more quirky, a little less stoic.

7. I feel that emergency medicine gives me a strong skill set that I can use if I want to work rurally or internationally in under developed countries.

8. I can work abroad for part of the year and moonlight (picking up shifts on the side) at most any ED I want in order to finance my work abroad.

9. You get a lot of procedure-based medicine.... deliveries, extractions, suturing, intubations, etc. Cool.

10. You can consult out anytime there is an "eye" thing. I don't do eyes. Yuck!

I also really like family medicine for some of the same reasons as above. Lots of exposure to medicine, depending on what type of residency program you are in. You don't want to get bumped by the medicine docs all the time.

My mom and my boyfriend want me to be a dermatologist... but I can tell you I didn't come all this way to be a damn dermatologist. I mean, the lifestyle seems ok, but it just seems so damn boring. Hmm. You have a rash. Well THIS looks like a rash. That would be an um... lets see... my best guess would be a rash. Maybe you'd get lucky occasionally and get to excise a mole?

My friend and mentor wants me to do GI, but I really don't think that suits my personality. I thought about ID, since I have a degree in tropical medicine and I do think its incredibly interesting and relevant to working internationally... but ID has essentially no procedure-based component. You basically treat everything with meds.

OB could be cool... but the schedule sucks... and no varied anatomy and pathology... but you get to do surgery... which could be fun.

I really have no opinion on surgery, anesthesiology, radiology, ortho, peds, IM, cardiology, PMNR, urology, etc... so I guess we'll see.