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Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Favorite Moments in Surgery Thus Far
1) Almost passing out in surgery on my first day and the scrub nurse implying that I'm pregnant to my new attending
2) CUTTING! (and sewing is almost as cool!)
3) My attending (who I love love love, btw).... saying "See! Even you (in all your idiocy!) could figure that out!" Lol.
4) Getting to say "YEAH! We fixed the SHIT out of that!!!" at every post-op patient's bed
5) We get to cuss on rounds. I can say fuck or shit or motherfuckers and its totally kosher
6) labial abscesses. for you people that don't get jokes, this is one.
7) Um, we get to cut people. Oops. Mentioned that already.
8) Rounds are lightening quick
9) Though I'm a wee peon of a med student, I feel justified laughing while the surgeons dog on EVERY OTHER SPECIALTY in medicine.
10) I have finally, FINALLY, found a group of people on this planet that think like me. Scary, huh?
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