What I've Learned So Far...

Anesthesiology = you get to do lots of crossword puzzles

Gastroenterology = Playing Nintendo all day long (yes, I'm dating myself)

ER = Treat 'em and Street 'em

Psychiatry = If your patient says he's suicidal he automatically get three hots and a cot. If you don't like him, you can PEC him.

Pediatrics = kids, good. parents, bad

Orthopedics = Can you say EGO? The Ortho guy that gave a talk last week called himself heroic at least 8 times.

IM = so busy they can't possibly tell the difference between an ass and an elbow (or their own ass from their own elbow for that matter)

Radiology = greek isles while reading CT scans on your laptop

ID = Basically you treat everything with one of four medications. You really can't screw up too much

Dermatology = Oh, that's a rash. Or, possibly.... a ... um... bad rash

Surgery = I can't stand on concrete that long. Maybe if I was suspended from the ceiling?

Geriatrics = well, you won't be curing anyone

More to come..................