Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Take a deep breath...
ReplyDeleteAnatomy is a class where they try to make you memorize every millimiter of the human body, BUT the good news is there is no way you will need to remember most of that minutiae. They try to make you learn down to the detailed knowledge of a surgical subspecialist in every part of the body. Trust me: You don't need all info to practice medicine.
Relax and just pass the class. You'll figure out the basic anatomy you need for your walking around knowledge during your clinical years.
Ella, you will be be an excellent doctor even if you don't recall ever branch of the brachial plexus.