Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
oh noes! I am rooting for you. and it never hurts to pray to the God Of Partial Credit...
ReplyDeleteHang in there! You hated biochem last semester and seemingly did good... and yes, pray to the God of Partial Credit :D (love that saying, I'm stealing it, just an fyi)
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear that...histo is beating the snot out of me. I will be happy skating by in that class (stupid slides!!!).
ReplyDeleteKeep positive. There always seems to be that one course for everybody!
I'd put money down that if you failed it, so did at least 1/4 of your class.
ReplyDeleteI am doubting you failed. That being said, you will have to keep us posted.
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