Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Just keep in mind, not everyone is eligible to donate. :) Same goes for blood and organ donation.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I'll be looking for a way to get on the list in my area. Thanks for the post!
ReplyDeleteI've always been drawn to donate anything. But then my husband told me that in the case of organ donation (no clue if this is a similar issue with bone marrow transplants), say a kidney, the donor has only 15 years left before his remaining healthy kidney starts to malfunction. Then the donor ends up needing a transplant.
ReplyDeleteYour husband is mistaken. Horribly mistaken.
DeleteI am a registered bone marrow donator. I have not been called yet, but I did it. It is very important, they especially need donors of different races and ethnicity.
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