Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
2nd year was so much more interesting for me though. Learning about diseases was so much better than learning basic science!
ReplyDeleteSo I read someone's post a long time ago and it kind of stuck to me: 1st year - they stick an umbrella up your butt. 2nd year - they open it. 3rd year - they rip it out. 4th year - you get to do it to someone else. LOL proven true thus far?
ReplyDeleteuh oh..... i'm concerned now. i haven't started yet, but i'm already petrified by 1st year anatomy etc etc. and you've now told be to be more afraid of 2nd. as i said.... uh ohhhhh.
ReplyDeleteK- lol!!! The version I've heard is a little more family friendly.
ReplyDelete1st year they scare you to death, 2nd year test you to death, 3rd year work you to death, 4th year bore you to death.
So far both versions seem about right.
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ReplyDeleteGets worse in last year, or that's what I've experienced.