Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
The person with that MCAT score at that age needs to be “volunteered” to work in a clinic in the Sudan for a couple years to humble any possible “better-than-thou” attitude they might develop. There is nothing worse than an anesthesiologist with a self-indulgent God-complex – somewhere along the road they forget that they are supposed to care for the patient more than their iPhone (but I digress…).
ReplyDeleteThe other person obviously watches “Weekend at Bernie’s” too much.