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Monday, August 23, 2010
Robbed!!
Damn it. I got robbed today. Came home from ethics class and somebody had broken into my house. Kicked in the door. Tossed everything in my house on the floor. Stole my jewelry... but left my laptop, camera, and ate some of the Red Velvet Cake. Weirdo. Then I spent the rest of the day with the police, the crime scene peeps, cleaning up my house, and with the landlord reattaching my door. Bleh. In the long run, guess I'm lucky. I wasn't here. My dog wasn't here. Didn't lose too much. Feeling blessed.
*Actually, I guess I got burglarized. Since you can't "rob" a residence... only a person. You knew what I meant, right?
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Glad you and your dog are okay and you didn't lose too much!
ReplyDeleteThat is TERRIBLE! The part about the cake is a little funny...who would stop for a snack when burglarizing?
ReplyDeleteWhat contrast: you were in ethics, but someone was stealing your stuff. Wow. Sorry to hear you were robbed :(
ReplyDeleteDidn't you toss the Red Velvet? The burglar ate cake out of the garbage? Ewww!
Ha! No. It was sitting on the counter near the garbage can waiting to be taken out to the trash.
ReplyDeleteGuess it was mentally in the trash can.
ReplyDeleteActually, too bad the frosting didn't have raw eggs... he would have gotten a nasty case of salmonella. A fitting punishment.
ReplyDeleteWow, so sorry to hear...but glad that you and the dog are safe!
ReplyDeleteRaw egg... it would be even weirder if he took a break to eat some Caesar dressing. Cake is understandable. It must've looked better than you thought it tasted.
ReplyDeleteGood luck getting the jewelry back.
At least he didn't get your pineapple upside down cake. That would have REALLY sucked.
ReplyDeleteStatistically speaking, it's probably someone you know. Good thing they didn't jack your computer.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt it was someone I know. I live in a decent neighborhood surrounded by non-decent neighborhoods with a LOT of foot traffic.
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