Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Yummy!!!
ReplyDeleteQuail Stuffed with Port Soaked Raisins, Sage, and Walnuts, served with Brown Sugar Roasted Acorn Squash.
ReplyDeleteholy crap. you had me at quail. i`m pretty sure i`m in love with you ella.
and by the way, you have a really great camera too.
nik
And another thing - who partakes in these deeeeelightful meals? Do you share? And if so, can I come over (even though i live like 7 states away)?
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nik
Thanks! It was pretty awesome
ReplyDeleteyou make these? holy crap, this whole time I thought your med school procrastination consisted of google imaging food! hahah, this is SO much better.
ReplyDeleteheck yeah i make these!!! thanks for the compliment... I think :)
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