Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
I did my first 3 weeks ago- it wasn't as awful as I thought, the attending teaching us kept quizzing us on anatomy so I ended up being more worried about getting something wrong then about the actual exam. Just don't go first!
ReplyDeleteTrust me, it's better to get the old guy.
ReplyDeletePlease do explain why it's better to get the old guy
ReplyDeleteI can't say that's what the previous poster meant, but my first though to the issue (and after googling to find out that GU exam fits the bill) is that younger guys are more likely to get an erection?
ReplyDeleteFey -- exactly
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