Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
aawww....I hope you passed!
ReplyDeleteWhich shelfs/shelves did you take?
I have the Behavioural Science and Neuro shelfs/shelves next week! eek! And then the Microbiology one the week after :(
I'll say a prayer for you if you say a prayer for me ;) (actually, regardless, I'll still say a prayer for you!)
When will you find out the results? Crossing fingers for ya!
ReplyDeletePrayers...done!
ReplyDeleteWishing you lots of luck! I hope you get good news soon.
ReplyDeletePrayers are on their way! *crosses fingers*
ReplyDeleteThanks! I have no idea when I find out. Hopefully soon!!
ReplyDeleteugh. not looking forward to my week of shelf exams at the end of april. which were the worst, ella?
ReplyDeleteGood, positive wishes are sent towards you! All the best!!
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