Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Your trip on Friday should bring you back to reality. All the problem kids you'll see at the detention center were once cute, little, ovary-crushing machines.
ReplyDeleteOmg I totally know what you mean! I am in no way ready for babies but at my age (27), I am seriously gaga for babies right now. It doesn't help either that all my friends are having them. :/ Someday! But for now, I'm content with getting my baby fix from the newborn nursery at work.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya! I was doing newborn checks the other morning and right afterwards texted my fiancé that we have to start right now because: BABIES! The poor guy, we aren't even married yet.
ReplyDeleteChin up about repro possibilities...I know women who have had healthy babies, some as single moms, into their late thirties and early forties.