More Med Student Texting

Me: We just got SOOO lucky! Clinic flooded we are off next week!
Med Student: OMG FO REAL? Buying lotto ticket today!

Me: Hi Dr. Intern. I'm assigned to work with you tommorow. Where and when would you like me to meet you?
Intern: I don't know.
(Silence)
Me: Well I was only given your contact info. Is there an upper level I should contact?
Intern: I don't know. 
Me: Okay, well I guess I'll just show up at 6am and see whats going on?
Intern:( Silence)

Mean Surgeon Resident: lunch
Me: okay, cool. what time are we meeting back?
Her: office
Me: Will meet back at the office after. What time?
Her: lunch
Me: I'm sorry... I'm confused...?
Her: IM TRYING TO TELL YOU DR G BOUGHT US LUNCH AND ITS IN THE OFFICE! JESUS. 

Me: Dude where the eff are you? Resident is ready to kill you. You have the morning note in your pocket and she needs it...
Med Student: Tell her I'm getting Coffee
Me: Are you out of your mind? She's going to kill you. You better come up with a better excuse that that. No way I'm telling her you're getting coffee!
Him: Coffin! Damn I phone! I'm getting Coffin's note from the chart...
Me: You just saved your own ass....