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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Ouch
So last night around 10 pm my stomach started hurting. RUQ, just right of center, shallow and under my rib cage. A couple weeks ago I had the same pain, but it was less intense and I dismissed it as a strained muscle or gas, whatever.
But last night hurt. A lot. So of course I was thinking gallbladder. But although it was painful, I expected gallbladder pain to be much worse. I thought about going to the ER, but I would wayyy rather be miserable in my own bed than miserable in an ER waiting room... so I meditated my way back to sleep (see? the course came in handy after all!). By 4 am the pain woke me up, and I was COLD. So I took a hot bath and tried to fall back asleep. I woke up at 9 and headed to the hospital for bloodwork and an ultrasound.
After my ultrasound, the following conversation took place:
Me: So did you see anything blatantly abnormal?
U.S. tech: You have to discuss that with your doctor.
Me: Hmmm. That doesn't sound good (laughing)
U.S. Tech: silence and a stare
Me: O-kaaaayyyy, then
U.S. Tech: I can tell you if it was really really bad I wouldn't let you leave right now
Me: (silently) What the EFF does that mean???
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God, I would have replied and said, "I don't know who is being a bigger pain, you or my abdomen!" Cheez. That was kinda mean of the tech. Hope you get better!
ReplyDeleteWas he implying that he would wrestle you to the ground? That's HOTT.
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