Funny Professor Quote of the Day
You are a proctalgia fugax!
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My journey through medical school, thoughts on medicine, ethics, specialties, pre-med perils, and advice for those who want to do the same.
“"Virus" is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine”
"The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks."
"A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, ''And whom did you consult before coming to me?'' ''Only the village druggist,'' was the answer. ''And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you?'' asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. ''Oh,'' replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, ''he told me to come and see you.''"
"He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines" Benjamin Franklin
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
April 18, 1775...Paul Revere's, somewhat apocryphal, famous midnight ride. The British are coming!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's my lucky day too--I also signed up to take it that day! I'm a med student in AL and I think your blog is great. Keep up the good work, and good luck with Boards studying.
ReplyDeletePlease post on your studying! I'm studying for the MCAT (part deux) and could use your fabulous blogging to stay motivated. Also, I'm giving up SDN for lent... (jk, I stopped going on there when I started reading your blog).
ReplyDeleteYour mind is fascinating! Lucky day or not, stay strong and you will be able to pull through.
ReplyDeleteWhat is interesting to me is that the first time I read your blog you were pissed about anatomy lab, disgusted by gooey green glop on your scrubs, and having to dig your fingers into a cadaver.
ReplyDeleteLook at how far you've come!!!!
whats the name of the cake on the christmas pic
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